Posted 1 hour ago

It’s a procrastibration!

“I’ll do it later.” - Me, every five minutes of my existence.

Posted 2 hours ago

Going through mom’s 7” collection and look at that. Huh. #freebird #lynrdskynrd

Posted 15 hours ago

stfuraphistumblringon:

allofmystupids:

fartcentralusa:

I sometimes like to pretend I’m a bully from the ’80s.

So rad…

oh stawp you’re making me blush.

Goddamn dude.

I love it. Haha

Posted 1 day ago

kickstandkids:

Mike Del Mundo…this guy!

deadlydelmundo:

X-Men Legacy #11

Can anyone say “best cover art and story I’ve seen from Marvel in forever?”

Posted 2 days ago

juliavickerman:

Kid on the far right in the last frame. 

That flamingo in the last frame. That is one rad flamingo.

Posted 3 days ago

Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!: describe yourself in 3 television characters.

tress-fess:

nudewave:

Jane Kerkovich-Williams (Happy Endings), Ellie Torres (Cougar Town), and the love child of April Ludgate and Leslie Knope (Parks and Rec). Literally these people in a scary way.

okay I am going to go with Britta Perry (Community) Casey Klein (Party Down)…

Roy Trenneman (IT Crowd)
Nick Miller (New Girl)
Mac (It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia)

So basically a disorganized doofus?

(Source: therearedemonsinsideofus)

Posted 3 days ago

Those moments

When you’re learning how to do something, especially in your own way or your own voice, and something just clicks. It feels good, maybe it got a response from people and they enjoyed it. You should remember those little moments when you get them.

That stroke of something that feels right. They’re small at first. In fact, they almost always are small from where you stand, but they’re important. You should celebrate those moments.

These flashes of “that worked” are you improving. You’re finding something new about what you do. Something that works and satisfies you. 

This isn’t to say those are the end all be all, but you should be out there looking for more of those moments. 

Those moments are the awesome thing that you are going to be or do. 

Posted 4 days ago

Yeah…

Sometimes you find a dollar. Sometimes you find the porn someone is downloading at work.

Posted 5 days ago

Why Raph and I get along

Raph: I have a cute face.

Raph: :3

Me: Yes Raph your face is just the dickens.

Raph: i wish there were a way

Raph: i could send you my baby laugh

Raph: as a response to that

Me: Please don’t.

Posted 5 days ago

New set list for tonight’s open mic. Been awhile. Let’s see how this goes. #comedy #standup

Posted 5 days ago

stfuraphistumblringon:

Guess who got his Major Lazer tickets. Good looks to my hawmie Biff.

My new favorite nickname. Biff. Haha

(Source: vaspim)

Posted 5 days ago
fuckyeahtheaquabats:

I just found this and well, I wanted to post it here.

MC Bat Commander is my totem spirit.

fuckyeahtheaquabats:

I just found this and well, I wanted to post it here.

MC Bat Commander is my totem spirit.

Posted 6 days ago

haikusofnyc:

Woman yells on train
About Jesus coming back
I go back to sleep

Follow this tumblr! It’s both fun AND interactive

Posted 6 days ago

Two Young Male Ravers Seek a Mate in Their Natural Habitat

You can’t see it well, but I assure you, this is two guys wooing two girls with laser fingers. So this is what raves are.

Huh.

Awesome.

Posted 1 week ago

Ah, Charlie.

(Source: raiseusfromperdition)